Happy Monday! I thought I would be really clever this weekend. Now you must understand I am not a good jokester, I am not a good prankster….I attempted this weekend and I failed! FAILED big time! Mike had to take the older 4 children to a fundraiser for school, they were going roller skating and had all you can eat pizza! ALL YOU CAN EAT! Do you know how exciting that is to a child! Granted, you and I know all you can eat really means 2, maybe 2.5 pieces. Their tummies are always bigger than their mouths. Mine usually is too now that I think about it…. anyways all you can eat pizza! Lucy and Charli were sad that they could not go, so I told them we were going to have our own fun! We were going to go get stuff for Hestons birthday and we were going to go through a fast food place! Oh the joy! We do not go out to eat often at all……. I mean seriously fast food maybe once every 3 months we will go thru a drive thru place, maybe every three months, sometimes longer. Hey, its 7 kids! Do you know how much it is to get just kids meals for that? OOF! So Lucy and Charli are really excited! Lucy picks a taco, easy! We go there first. Charli picks a hamburger, off we go. Now, I ordered her a mustard and pickle only hamburger, why you ask? Well, I am banking on the fact that she won’t eat the entire thing and I can have what is left. My favorite hamburger is mustard and pickle, so I tell Charli she loves that kind too! Am I terrible mother???? I think resourceful. We order her hamburger, we get the hamburger…. I can smell something is not right the minute the bag comes through the window………………………… ONIONS! There are onions on that burger! Now, I can appreciate onions, cooked in something else. Not raw and not on a burger! Was it a delicious mustard and pickle burger? No, it is an onion and pickle burger. So I pull off the onions and a clever idea pops into my head! I am going to play a joke on Mike! I am giggling out loud as I save the onions in the bag and put them in my purse. As soon as I get home, I am going to put them in Mikes car! Oh, It will be so funny! It is going to smell so awful! I will have played a joke on Mike! Long story short, guess what I forgot to take out of my purse…. THE ONIONS!!!!!!!! In the hustle of getting the three little ones in the house, with the groceries and birthday stuff, I just threw my purse on the counter in the mud room. Where I did not get it until the next afternoon! OH MY HEAVENS!!!!! The smell was horrible! I do not think the smell is ever coming out! I have washed it, let it air outside, sprayed some odor remover ( I no longer believe those commercials) ! Another bummer was that I keep my nursing cover in my purse, it is the best cover ever! It covers everything, including my back. I don’t like my back hanging out while I nurse. Weird I know! It smells just awful! I only have about two more months of nursing so I do not want to get a new one! Poor Marsha is probably gagging in there! Poor baby! In the end, I am really glad I failed, can you imagine how hard it would be to get the smell out of a car, if a purse and nursing cover are hard, goodness! IT was a great laugh, Mike and the kids thought it was hilarious…. me.. well I learned a great lesson! If I am going to prank someone, number one, follow thru the prank, don’t get sidetracked! Number two, what is the worst thing that could happen if prank goes bad, and think is it worth it? So, if you see me out and I smell slightly of Body odor, IT IS MY ONIONY PURSE OR NURSING COVER! Have a happy day! Oh and update!! I fixed the comments, Mike informed me it was quite a process to leave a comment, I fixed it, so comment away!!
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